Rock

Rock is a being shaped like a rock who people worship.

History
Rock is a rock that people worship because of their soothing stare. Rock is not just in one Costco, but in every Costco, if you know where to look.

Affiliation
Rock has no master. Rock knows everything. Rock only commands. Rock respects those that follow him. Those that do not will face consequences.

Appearance
Rock is stone somewhat shaped like a wojak face with a big grin. They are grey.

Rockism
Rockism is the political alignment following the beliefs of Rock.

Stoneism
Stoneism is the religion which follows the basic principles of rock.

The Principles of Rock
-no horny

-no paraphilia

-no neko

-no countryhumans

-fuck with the Rock, get caught

February 3rd, 2021, 12:40
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